This clown sent a letter to the IRS daring them to do anything to him. That is the same thing Wesley Snipes did, though the nature of the challenge is rather different. Now the feds are determining which correctional center they will slot Snipes into.
Martha Stewart tried lying to the feds about some stock sales she made and she also was treated to a stay at the gray bar hotel. Now she can't enter Britain because of her conviction. That's freaking hilarious!
Obama raised $21.9 million in May. McCain? Not so much. Is he really going to accept public financing for his campaign? It could be that the problem is because McCain hasn't been able to make up his mind as to what to do about our energy crisis. In fact, the Gropenfuhrer, Arnold Schwarzenegger, just dissed McCain's rationale for coastal drilling. The rejection of public funding will not hurt Obama.
McCain may name Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty (yeah, I know, who?) as his VP. But he isn't exactly going to energize the GOP base that is unhappy with the Republican top of the ticket.
Also, did McCain lie to either Hispanic leaders or Republican anti-immigration activists? Or both?
McCain can't finesse this number: 500 Californians dead in the Iraq War. Stay the course is not going to work there.
You might also be able to kiss another Republican blowhard off soon. Red Sox righthander Curt Schilling is going to have possible career ending shoulder surgery. Schilling was a major stud on the hill, but also a colossal asshole off of it. He once told Sports Illustrated that he hated it that pllayers were using steroids and then when a Congressional committee asked him about it, he ballessly demurred.
Some of you religious fucks are scary.
Republicans admit that new Orange County, CA sheriff is qualified for her job, but they are grousing about her selection anyway.
Firefox 3.0 tally to date: 14 million and counting.
You want something that will piss you off? You know that U.S. consumers are paying 3-4 times what the Japanese and the Koreans are for broadband access even though theirs is faster? That's what happens when you have a lack of competition ina given sector.
Pro Gay marriage folks in California are now pressing the courts there to head off a bigoted voter initiatve. I hope it succeeds.
Meanwhile, religious nuts refuse to do their taxpayer funded jobs when it comes to the same sex marriage issue.
Idiot of the day right here.
Also mentallly underpowered are those who got sucked into the "clean coal" hoax.
If you've ever seen the tv series Futurama, there was a joke in one of the episodes that went, "its some kind of hollow tube, devoid of human life. Gasp. The Los Angeles Subway." Well, that isn't true now with sky high gas prices. Check it out.
Two Republican sex predators (yes, their dad is connected to the party) just got out in the OC. So watch out for 'em.
I don't understand how you can use your employer's network and yet demand that they have to respect your privacy when you do. But a California court said that an employee has to give permission before your boss can see your correspondence on the job. This is absurd.
UCLA's hospital has been doing transplants on Japanese gangsters. I'm not kidding. This is fucking outrageous.
In the "It's About Time" file is this.
You may remember that Democratic congresswoman who had her home foreclosed recently. She was also in arrears of her property taxes. Now the state has taken the home away from the new buyer without compensation and given it back to her even though he had already begun renovating the place. Outrageous.
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Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Americablog Verbal Plays of the Day
Culled from Americablog:
Yo quiero . . . STOMACH PUMP. Hey, look on the bright side of things. Gay marriage has been kept out of Iraq! Mission Accomplished. Why do the Alps HATE AMERICA???The Alps have a WELL-KNOWN liberal bias. We should have known they were up to no good when they allowed those liberal troublemakers, the Von Trapp family, to safely escape Austria.
Clearly, if the Alps are not with us, then they are against us. Bouquets of eidelweiss and boxes of chocolate await their liberators! Proof that nature is evil and hates America - Wildlife joins the War on Christmas! when do they start blaming Clinton for the alps?I am now convinced that Snow has something to do with the Alp coverup. I've done a fair bit of mountin' in my time. Lately, I've become a bit of a slope-poke.
Here's my campaign: "Support gay marriage. Because no good Christian watches lesbian porn with unmarried actresses."The chimp is known for his own radioactive element - balonium 69. at least 30% of the u.s. population has been exposed, with lethal results expected.Personally, instead of watching [Bush] drag his ass on the lawn, I would rather see him plant his ass on the grass and spin in circles like some dogs with worms do... It would be the most entertaining thing the sick wankstain would ever do! And poppy could be on hand to cry while Pickles pops valiums and swills vodka. Come on now, where would a twinkie be without partially hydrogenated vegetable oil?
In Mark Foley's bedroom? Ooh, did I just write that?Might be a sore twinky, though... Did foley use vegetable oil to loosen up those twinkies?
As far as weight gain goes, the LARD helps those who help themselves.Wanna bet they find Al Qaeda on Mars?
Yo quiero . . . STOMACH PUMP. Hey, look on the bright side of things. Gay marriage has been kept out of Iraq! Mission Accomplished. Why do the Alps HATE AMERICA???The Alps have a WELL-KNOWN liberal bias. We should have known they were up to no good when they allowed those liberal troublemakers, the Von Trapp family, to safely escape Austria.
Clearly, if the Alps are not with us, then they are against us. Bouquets of eidelweiss and boxes of chocolate await their liberators! Proof that nature is evil and hates America - Wildlife joins the War on Christmas! when do they start blaming Clinton for the alps?I am now convinced that Snow has something to do with the Alp coverup. I've done a fair bit of mountin' in my time. Lately, I've become a bit of a slope-poke.
Here's my campaign: "Support gay marriage. Because no good Christian watches lesbian porn with unmarried actresses."The chimp is known for his own radioactive element - balonium 69. at least 30% of the u.s. population has been exposed, with lethal results expected.Personally, instead of watching [Bush] drag his ass on the lawn, I would rather see him plant his ass on the grass and spin in circles like some dogs with worms do... It would be the most entertaining thing the sick wankstain would ever do! And poppy could be on hand to cry while Pickles pops valiums and swills vodka. Come on now, where would a twinkie be without partially hydrogenated vegetable oil?
In Mark Foley's bedroom? Ooh, did I just write that?Might be a sore twinky, though... Did foley use vegetable oil to loosen up those twinkies?
As far as weight gain goes, the LARD helps those who help themselves.Wanna bet they find Al Qaeda on Mars?
Monday, November 27, 2006
Dispatches From Camp Clusterfuck
Mr. 250 Pounds of Wrong, Newt Gingrich, wants to help terrorists win by abrogating free speech.
Gingrich also equates Bush with George Washington in calling for continuing involvement in the Iraq fiasco. How many lobotomies does one have to have to buy THAT one? Washington's relatives ought to be incensed!
Republican Representative Tom Tancretin has called Cuban-American dominated Miami "a third world country" in an interview with World Wackmaster Daily. No word on what flavor shoe polish he was tasting when he uttered that one.
No matter what U.S. does, bloody civil war in Iraq inevitable.
Washington Post seems to admit it is a mouthpiece for Bush's phony baloney Iraqi government....
Even as Michael Froomkin calls Bush's upcoming meeting with Jordan "a charade", Bush, who once condemned "old Europe" as out of touch, now begs for military support from them.
CNN's Michael Ware gets up close and personal with Bush's Baghdad clusterfuck.
Iraq Study Group a study in a whole lotta nothing.
Republicans do soft shoe to stay out of a War Crimes Tribunal docket.
A geographic look at U.S. military options in Iraq. It's got lots of pictures, so maybe even prez Turbo can understand it.
Al Qaeda power expanded under Bush bumbling.
But does he understand his poll numbers tanked again?"
Two words you never thought you would hear associated with our dumbass in chief: "library" and "think tank."
Brother Neil, though, got himself some money earmarked for schools.
Is Bigtime about to bail after a career trying to restore the imperial presidency?
Will there be blowback for the punditocracy for cheerleading the Iraq mess?
American Muslims show the stupidity of religion.
For women yak yak yak is their heroin while for men it is all about pussy and science says so.
Aussie wheat outfit bribed Saddam with $224 milion and duped Norm Coleman (R-MN) out of investigation.
Republican congressman Curt Weldon threatened a foreign aid cutoff to Moldova after friend's distillery venture in Russia went south. Can you say, "extortion?"
Diplomatic wizardry from Rush Limbaugh.
Minimum wage increase helps job creation.
U.S. economy supposedly growing, but some facts undercut that.
Creationism idiocy invades Britain from America.
Democratic wipeout of GOP in Washington state could mean smoother sailing for agenda.
A new day, another Republican lie.
New Jersey Republicans try to have it both ways on gay marriage issue; wait until you get a load of THIS!
Maxine Waters, shut the fuck up!
Slight recline better for back than sitting up straight.
Feds Bust Country Singer for Illegal Bear Killing. Somebody send him hunting with Cheney!
Gingrich also equates Bush with George Washington in calling for continuing involvement in the Iraq fiasco. How many lobotomies does one have to have to buy THAT one? Washington's relatives ought to be incensed!
Republican Representative Tom Tancretin has called Cuban-American dominated Miami "a third world country" in an interview with World Wackmaster Daily. No word on what flavor shoe polish he was tasting when he uttered that one.
No matter what U.S. does, bloody civil war in Iraq inevitable.
Washington Post seems to admit it is a mouthpiece for Bush's phony baloney Iraqi government....
Even as Michael Froomkin calls Bush's upcoming meeting with Jordan "a charade", Bush, who once condemned "old Europe" as out of touch, now begs for military support from them.
CNN's Michael Ware gets up close and personal with Bush's Baghdad clusterfuck.
Iraq Study Group a study in a whole lotta nothing.
Republicans do soft shoe to stay out of a War Crimes Tribunal docket.
A geographic look at U.S. military options in Iraq. It's got lots of pictures, so maybe even prez Turbo can understand it.
Al Qaeda power expanded under Bush bumbling.
But does he understand his poll numbers tanked again?"
Two words you never thought you would hear associated with our dumbass in chief: "library" and "think tank."
Brother Neil, though, got himself some money earmarked for schools.
Is Bigtime about to bail after a career trying to restore the imperial presidency?
Will there be blowback for the punditocracy for cheerleading the Iraq mess?
American Muslims show the stupidity of religion.
For women yak yak yak is their heroin while for men it is all about pussy and science says so.
Aussie wheat outfit bribed Saddam with $224 milion and duped Norm Coleman (R-MN) out of investigation.
Republican congressman Curt Weldon threatened a foreign aid cutoff to Moldova after friend's distillery venture in Russia went south. Can you say, "extortion?"
Diplomatic wizardry from Rush Limbaugh.
Minimum wage increase helps job creation.
U.S. economy supposedly growing, but some facts undercut that.
Creationism idiocy invades Britain from America.
Democratic wipeout of GOP in Washington state could mean smoother sailing for agenda.
A new day, another Republican lie.
New Jersey Republicans try to have it both ways on gay marriage issue; wait until you get a load of THIS!
Maxine Waters, shut the fuck up!
Slight recline better for back than sitting up straight.
Feds Bust Country Singer for Illegal Bear Killing. Somebody send him hunting with Cheney!
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Voters to Romney on Gay Marriage Ban: Suck it!
Mitt Romney says this is about voters' wishes being respected, which is the same argument made by southern segregationists back in the 1950's. But the folks in heavily Catholic Massachusetts are having none of this nonsense, according to this report.
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