Culled from Americablog:
Yo quiero . . . STOMACH PUMP. Hey, look on the bright side of things. Gay marriage has been kept out of Iraq! Mission Accomplished. Why do the Alps HATE AMERICA???The Alps have a WELL-KNOWN liberal bias. We should have known they were up to no good when they allowed those liberal troublemakers, the Von Trapp family, to safely escape Austria.
Clearly, if the Alps are not with us, then they are against us. Bouquets of eidelweiss and boxes of chocolate await their liberators! Proof that nature is evil and hates America - Wildlife joins the War on Christmas! when do they start blaming Clinton for the alps?I am now convinced that Snow has something to do with the Alp coverup. I've done a fair bit of mountin' in my time. Lately, I've become a bit of a slope-poke.
Here's my campaign: "Support gay marriage. Because no good Christian watches lesbian porn with unmarried actresses."The chimp is known for his own radioactive element - balonium 69. at least 30% of the u.s. population has been exposed, with lethal results expected.Personally, instead of watching [Bush] drag his ass on the lawn, I would rather see him plant his ass on the grass and spin in circles like some dogs with worms do... It would be the most entertaining thing the sick wankstain would ever do! And poppy could be on hand to cry while Pickles pops valiums and swills vodka. Come on now, where would a twinkie be without partially hydrogenated vegetable oil?
In Mark Foley's bedroom? Ooh, did I just write that?Might be a sore twinky, though... Did foley use vegetable oil to loosen up those twinkies?
As far as weight gain goes, the LARD helps those who help themselves.Wanna bet they find Al Qaeda on Mars?
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