Monday, November 27, 2006

Dispatches From Camp Clusterfuck

Mr. 250 Pounds of Wrong, Newt Gingrich, wants to help terrorists win by abrogating free speech.

Gingrich also equates Bush with George Washington in calling for continuing involvement in the Iraq fiasco. How many lobotomies does one have to have to buy THAT one? Washington's relatives ought to be incensed!

Republican Representative Tom Tancretin has called Cuban-American dominated Miami "a third world country" in an interview with World Wackmaster Daily. No word on what flavor shoe polish he was tasting when he uttered that one.

No matter what U.S. does, bloody civil war in Iraq inevitable.

Washington Post seems to admit it is a mouthpiece for Bush's phony baloney Iraqi government....

Even as Michael Froomkin calls Bush's upcoming meeting with Jordan "a charade", Bush, who once condemned "old Europe" as out of touch, now begs for military support from them.

CNN's Michael Ware gets up close and personal with Bush's Baghdad clusterfuck.

Iraq Study Group a study in a whole lotta nothing.

Republicans do soft shoe to stay out of a War Crimes Tribunal docket.

A geographic look at U.S. military options in Iraq. It's got lots of pictures, so maybe even prez Turbo can understand it.

Al Qaeda power expanded under Bush bumbling.

But does he understand his poll numbers tanked again?"

Two words you never thought you would hear associated with our dumbass in chief: "library" and "think tank."

Brother Neil, though, got himself some money earmarked for schools.

Is Bigtime about to bail after a career trying to restore the imperial presidency?

Will there be blowback for the punditocracy for cheerleading the Iraq mess?

American Muslims show the stupidity of religion.

For women yak yak yak is their heroin while for men it is all about pussy and science says so.

Aussie wheat outfit bribed Saddam with $224 milion and duped Norm Coleman (R-MN) out of investigation.

Republican congressman Curt Weldon threatened a foreign aid cutoff to Moldova after friend's distillery venture in Russia went south. Can you say, "extortion?"

Diplomatic wizardry from Rush Limbaugh.

Minimum wage increase helps job creation.

U.S. economy supposedly growing, but some facts undercut that.

Creationism idiocy invades Britain from America.

Democratic wipeout of GOP in Washington state could mean smoother sailing for agenda.

A new day, another Republican lie.

New Jersey Republicans try to have it both ways on gay marriage issue; wait until you get a load of THIS!

Maxine Waters, shut the fuck up!

Slight recline better for back than sitting up straight.

Feds Bust Country Singer for Illegal Bear Killing. Somebody send him hunting with Cheney!

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