Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Random Thoughts

So I see where Wal-Mart capitulated to the religious bigots concerning marketing to the gay segment of America by issuing a statement basically saying that they would be more mealy mouthed about it in the future so as not to offend those who prefer to bongo their bibles.

That provokes a question: why can Budweiser, which told these assholes where they could ram their nonsense a few years back, stand up for themselves while Wal-Mart, a much bigger company, caved like a 98 pound weakling to these bullies?

Wal-Mart has always carried plentiful supplies of Jesus' blood in their stores (you call it wine) and the Waltons were supposedly Big Daddy in the Sky-fearing men, so what made them turn, uh, hmmm.... to inviting homosexuals to spend their wads in their big boxes? Because the Waltons wanted even more cash up the ass. When it comes to money, the Waltons are Richard Gere, you get my drift?

So now Wal-Mart will have to accept the filthy lucre that we all can't get enough of on the Q.T. from that sexually non-heterodox clientele. No Prohibition-style secret handshakes or code words necessary (yet). Some Wal-Mart clerks may even accept a suggestive little wink. Of course, they might try to look a little ashamed to placate the punters fresh from the pews, but that will only make the, uh, transaction more, well, delicious.

Check this article out. It will have even my fellow atheists exclaiming, "amen."

Another Republican runs to the front to be with the winning side. Now if we can just turn Olympia Snowe and/or Susan Collins....

Bad news in New Mexico, where the GOP's version of Howard Stern's Underdog Lady, Heather Wilson, has taken her House race by a whisker. This bitch is disturbed. Who the hell could vote for that and keep a straight face?

This just in: John McCain thinks lying to our troops overseas will boost morale. Uh John, you fought inVietnam, remember? Or at 71 is your memory becoming a bit late-Ronald Reaganish? I guess he can no longer recall the cynicism that disgruntled U.S. troops during that war after hearing all kinds of prevarications and empty promises out of D.C. and seeing little of it mean anything to help them win the thing.

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